The Light Gasoline - Go Green!

  • - Our company invented a new environment friendly gasoline.
        It contains one half of the gasoline and as a result produces
        half of the pollutants!
  • - How much does your gasoline cost?
  • - It is an experimental product and so it costs twice as much as the regular one.
  • - How many miles you can drive using this gasoline?
  • - Well, you can drive half of the miles than with regular gasoline.
  • - Are you saying that your gasoline is twice as expensive as regular gasoline and allows you driving one half of the miles?
  • - Yes.
  • - Men, you are nuts! Who will buy your gasoline?
  • - Wellthe same people who buy skim milk and light beer!