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The Light Gasoline - Go Green!
- - Our company invented a new environment friendly gasoline.
It contains one half of the gasoline and as a result produces
half of the pollutants!
- - How much does your gasoline cost?
- - It is an experimental product and so it costs twice as much as the regular one.
- - How many miles you can drive using this gasoline?
- - Well, you can drive half of the miles than with regular gasoline.
- - Are you saying that your gasoline is twice as expensive as regular gasoline and allows you driving one half of the miles?
- - Yes.
- - Men, you are nuts! Who will buy your gasoline?
- - Well…the same people who buy skim milk and light beer!